Sparky Sin Claire interviews the sexy Tori Lux!

Sparky: Hey Tori! How’s it going?

Tori: Pretty good, how’re you? (giggles)

Sparky: I’m fucking fantastic. And  I love life. And everything is going really GREAT right now.

Tori: I second that!

(Tori picks up a candle) “I’m going to light this candle right now. It’s called Domination. See? It has this little man right here. Dominante!”

(Interrupted by a loud noise, we went to go check if there was a scary person in the apt. I followed Tori, who carried a large butcher knife)

Sparky: OK, so no scary person.

Tori: Nope.

Sparky: Ok good, I’m glad. I’m glad you were carrying around a large knife. It made me feel safe. Especially when you said, “I’ll stab a nigga.”

Tori: (laughs) I gotta protect my baby girl.

Sparky: So onto the topic of sex. What’s your favorite position to have sex in?

Tori: Anyway that feels the best, anyway that has the deepest penetration, for example doggy style, or when a girls lying on her side…

Sparky: Ooh I love that!

Tori: Yeah and when the guys standing up and fucking her while she’s laying.

Sparky: What do you like calling your vagina?

Tori: My pussy, I guess. Whatever.

Sparky: Yeah I like pussy too. Would it be bad parenting if I taught my daughter (if I had one) that it was called pussy, so she was like an 8 year old walking around referring to it as her pussy?

Tori: No, I mean she’d probably get in trouble at school and it may not be considered lady-like but who gives a fuck?

Sparky: Well thanks Tori for giving me a couple minutes of your time!

Tori: Was that it? That was the interview? Oh shit!

Sparky: Any last words?

Tori: Satan.