Kleio thought she was doing a good holiday deed by showing up to my house with a Christmas gift for me...but I AM JEWISH! So I tied her up and left her in my attic, where I keep all the gentiles who try to infiltrate my life with their Christmas propaganda. Amongst these prisoners was Mick Blue, who had come over in his Santa Claus suit to spread good cheer or whatever. It just so happens that Santa outfits make Kleio really really horny...Happy Holidays Everyone!

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Kleio came over for with a Christmas surprise for me...and well...I AM JEWISH! So I tied her up and left her in my attic, where I keep all the gentiles who try to infiltrate my life with their Christmas propaganda. Kleio got along really well with on...

Misti Dawn is coming with me to AEE/AVN this year! I am very excited to spend time with her in Vegas (see our signing schedule HERE!). But before I spend my time with Misti in the city of sin, YOU should spend some time with Misti...while she is naked in the great outdoors.

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Misti Dawn is coming with me to AEE/AVN this year! I am very excited to spend time with her in Vegas (see our signing schedule HERE!). But before I spend my time with Misti in the city of sin, YOU should spend some time with Misti...while she is naked in the great outdoors.

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Remember in the 80s when only the nerds in movies and dad's wore argyle sweaters? They have really come a long way. Now hot girls who get naked on my website - like Taysha - sport them. I am all about re-claiming argyle! It is sexy, god damn it!

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